my reincarnation

"I like to have a martini,

Two at the very most.

After three I'm under the table,

after four I'm under my host."

my reincarnation

'Resume'

Razors pain you;

Rivers are damp;

Acids stain you;

And drugs cause cramp;

Guns aren't lawful;

Nooses give;

Gas smells awful;

You might as well live.